Brain Droppings, Ancient Curiosities & Mindful Artifacts

Explore a strange and wonderful collection of self-published writings, artisanal jewelry, ancient curiosities, and miscellaneous treasures for curious minds. Each piece is created with the simple idea that life could use a little more wonder, a little less stress, and a lot more joy. You might find something that makes you think, something that makes you smile, or something you didn’t know you needed until you saw it.

Enter with curiosity🪬Leave with a little magic 

Explore our collection of mystical artifacts, mindful objects, and peculiar creations, each carrying a small spark of the OOH spirit. Some may inspire kindness, some may quiet the mind, and others may simply whisper, “Take me home”. Follow your curiosity. Trust what catches your eye. Every purchase helps keep our strange little corner of the world alive and our creative mission moving forward, right here on Earth.

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OOH🪬Essential Oil Blends

$12.99 $999.99

Includes our best mixes and scents, carefully gathered from the more mysterious corners of the OOH universe.

Featuring Moonflower Trance, Ethereal Chill, Solar Bloom, Forest Whisper, & Mystical Embers, each blend offers its own little invitation to pause, breathe, wander, and perhaps pretend you have your life slightly more together than you actually do.

A curated collection for quiet moments, strange rituals, wandering thoughts, and anyone who enjoys making an ordinary day feel a little more enchanted.

Five mysterious blends. Unlimited amount of enlightenment.

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OOH🪬Essential Oil Blend Package

$45.95 $9,999.99

Includes our best mixes and scents, carefully gathered from the more mysterious corners of the OOH universe.

Featuring Moonflower Trance, Ethereal Chill, Solar Bloom, Forest Whisper, & Mystical Embers, each blend offers its own little invitation to pause, breathe, wander, and perhaps pretend you have your life slightly more together than you actually do.

A curated collection for quiet moments, strange rituals, wandering thoughts, and anyone who enjoys making an ordinary day feel a little more enchanted.

Five mysterious blends. Unlimited amount of enlightenment.

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Neurotic Alert Pendant (NAP)

$24.95 $99.99

For those of us who have "fallen into anxiety and can’t get out."
Limited edition, guaranteed to do absolutely nothing… except make you feel seen! Get your own Neurotic Alert Pendant (NAP) now!

100% certified placebo, harnessing the ancient magic of “my brain believes this helps, so it kinda does.”

Pairs exceptionally well with our patented
OOH🪬Essential Oil Blend Package


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Sacred Snowflake

$24.95 $9,999.99

Every snowflake is unique. No two are exactly alike. Delicate does not mean weak, and being different is hardly something to apologize for.

Cast in luminous white resin and finished with a subtle shine, The Sacred Snowflake is a tiny reminder that individuality is not a flaw. It is the whole point.

Be delicate. Be different. Be impossible to duplicate.

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Talisman Reliquary

$24.95 $99.99

A small sanctuary for the things you carry close.

The Talisman Reliquary provides a resting place for your rings, bands, and other personal treasures. Part practical vessel, part dresser altar, it keeps your sacred adornments gathered safely in one place when they are not being worn.

Place your talismans within and let them rest between journeys. Even the smallest relics deserve a place of their own.

Keep your talismans close. Keep your chaos contained.

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Multipurpose Reliquary

$24.95 $99.99

Every sacred object deserves a proper place to rest.

The OOH Cult Multipurpose Reliquary is a small vessel for the things that matter, whether they are genuinely mystical, deeply sentimental, completely mysterious, or simply too interesting to leave sitting on the dresser. Use it to hold rings, charms, keepsakes, tiny treasures, ritual objects, found curiosities, or whatever personal artifact has somehow acquired more meaning than it probably should.

No prescribed purpose. No required ritual. No ancient lineage we need to pretend we discovered in a forgotten monastery.

Give it something worth keeping, something worth remembering, or something that makes you smile every time you see it.

Because sometimes the object isn't sacred until you decide it is.

A vessel for whatever you deem worthy of safekeeping!

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Botanical Crucible

$24.95 $99.99

A mystical instrument for transforming sacred botanicals into their finer form.

The Botanical Crucible brings a touch of ancient alchemy to the modern ritual, turning the simple act of preparation into something worthy of its own little ceremony. Its purpose is humble, but its place in the ritual is important.

Grind, gather, prepare, and let the ordinary become something a little more elevated.

Refine the botanical. Prepare the ritual. Elevate the moment.

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The Botanical Preparation Shrine

$24.95 $99.99

A dedicated altar for the quiet ritual of preparation.

The Botanical Preparation Shrine offers a sacred space for arranging your herbs, papers, tools, and other ritual essentials before entering a more elevated state of mind. Designed to keep the process orderly while honoring the moment, it turns an everyday routine into something a little more intentional.

Gather your botanical offerings. Arrange them with care. Take a breath and leave the ordinary behind.

Prepare with intention. Elevate with reverence.

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Sacred Ash Receptacle

$24.95 $99.99

A humble vessel for the sacred remnants of earthly pleasures.

The Sacred Ash Receptacle stands ready to receive the ashes, crumbs, embers, and other tiny remnants of moments worth savoring. Adorned with the ancient and universally recognizable symbol of the sacred botanical sigil, it serves as both a practical household artifact and ceremonial reminder to slow down, breathe deeply, and enjoy the moment.

Place it beside your favorite chair. Keep it near the window. Bring it forth when the hour feels right.

It catches the ashes.

You bring the enlightenment.

Use responsibly. Worship optional.

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Book of Everything

$9.95 $9,999.99

The Book of Everything

A little book for the curious, the contemplative, the beautifully confused, and anyone who has ever looked at the universe and thought, “What the hell is all this about?!”

The Book of Everything is part philosophy, part curiosity, part cosmic nonsense, and part genuine attempt to make sense of being alive. Within its pages you may encounter strange ideas, ancient questions, modern observations, questionable wisdom, unexpected truths, and the occasional thought that probably should have stayed in someone's head.

There are many books about everything.

This one is ours.

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The Book of Everything is still in progress because everything keeps changing.

We'll send you chapters as they become available via email and post them to a secure area on the website. It also helps keep the OOH Cult site operational and updated. 

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Found Something You Like?

Now that you’ve explored our collection and perhaps found a favorite Mystical Essence, Mindful Artifact, Curious Creation, or other OOH treasure, why stop there? There’s more to OOH than the things we make. Explore our writings, curious observations, philosophical wanderings, and the occasional bit of nonsense from behind the curtain.

Your curiosity has brought you this far. Why not see where it leads?